Thirty years of education and a PHD.
I couldn't buy a job selling Christmas trees
Then I ran into the man who brought me the news
And taught me the secret of polished shoes
Now I get calls for jobs three times a day
And my financial problems have all gone away
Polished Shoes
I want to save the world, yeah that's my plan
But I get no respect as a bare foot man
So I washed off the paint from the Amazon
And shined both my shoes till the mud was gone
Now I'm closing the hole in ozone layer
And bringing back species that have been gone for
years
Polished Shoes
In the 21st century you need three things
You needs a pretty girl and a diamond ring
Yeah a three piece suit, any color will do
But don't you forget those polished shoes
Just drag out that box and shine them with care
And all of your problems vanish in the air
