BOOM AND BUST SECURITIES

Second Public Offering of Musical Securities
Ticker Symbol: BOOM | CUSIP: BS420-BUST-69
⚠️ INVESTMENT WARNING: These securities are highly speculative and designed for sophisticated investors who enjoy financial whiplash and emotional volatility. Past performance does not guarantee future results, but it does guarantee entertainment value.

Investment Thesis & Corporate Philosophy

"Don't take away my boom and bust that's how I get rich
I need to buy low, I need to sell high
Fiscal Cliff is my kind of guy"

Executive Summary: Loan Shark City Securities operates on the fundamental principle that economic volatility is not a bug—it's a feature. Our proprietary "Boom and Bust" methodology has consistently delivered maximum emotional engagement to our investor base since our controversial IPO.

Core Investment Strategy
"I need to sell short, I need to buy long
Bears and bulls can do no wrong"

Our investment philosophy embraces contradictory positions simultaneously, believing that cognitive dissonance is the key to superior returns. We maintain both bullish and bearish positions across all market conditions, ensuring our clients experience the full spectrum of financial emotions.

Financial Performance & Metrics

Metric Q4 2024 Target 2025 Boom Scenario Bust Scenario
Volatility Index 127% 150% 200% 300%
Emotional Whiplash Rate 43.7/day 60/day 100/day ∞
Fiscal Cliff Proximity Very Close Dangerously Close Teetering Free Fall
Traditional Asset Avoidance 99.2% 100% 110% 120%
Anti-Conservative Investment Mandate
"I won't buy bonds or mutual funds
Without risk, life's just not fun"

Management has implemented a strict policy prohibiting investments in "boring" securities such as government bonds, blue-chip stocks, or diversified mutual funds. Our charter explicitly states that any investment offering reasonable safety or predictable returns is fundamentally incompatible with our corporate mission.

Risk Factors

Addiction to Volatility: Management may be clinically addicted to market swings and may make increasingly erratic decisions to maintain their volatility high.
Fiscal Cliff Dependency: Company performance is directly correlated with proximity to economic disasters. Periods of stability may cause severe withdrawal symptoms.
Contrarian Paralysis: Our commitment to simultaneous bull and bear positions may result in complete inability to execute any trades.
Fun Requirement: Securities law requires us to disclose that we believe investing should be "fun," which may not align with traditional fiduciary responsibility.

Offering Details

Share Price: $BOOM.BUST (price fluctuates every 4 bars)

Total Offering: 42,069 shares of Class B ("Boom") Common Stock

Musical Bridge Rights: Each share includes proprietary access to our 4-8 bar musical bridges (G, Bm, E7, A7 progression)

Dividend Policy: Dividends paid exclusively in cryptocurrency, lottery tickets, or cryptocurrency lottery tickets

Use of Proceeds
  • 50% - High-risk, high-reward speculation
  • 25% - Fiscal cliff monitoring equipment
  • 15% - Legal fees for inevitable SEC investigations
  • 10% - Executive compensation and yacht maintenance

🎵 ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR FINANCIAL RUIN 🎵

"Boom and Bust" by Greg Rank

The official anthem of financial masochists everywhere

🎧 Spotify 🍎 iTunes ▶️ YouTube 🛒 Amazon Music

*Listening to this song while reviewing your portfolio may cause uncontrollable urges to day trade

Management Team

CEO: Gordon "Greed is Good" Gecko III - Former derivatives trader, current adrenaline junkie

CRO (Chief Risk Officer): Danger McRiskface - PhD in Financial Chaos Theory

Head of Strategy: Fiscal Cliff (Honorary Position) - Our most reliable advisor

Musical Director: Greg Rank - Composer of shareholder anxiety

IMPORTANT LEGAL DISCLAIMER:

This is a work of satire. Loan Shark City Securities is a fictional company. No actual securities are being offered. The SEC has not reviewed this prospectus because it doesn't exist and they have better things to do. "Boom and Bust" is a real song by Greg Rank available on major streaming platforms. Please invest responsibly and don't actually buy securities from loan sharks.


This prospectus contains forward-looking statements that are guaranteed to be wrong. Past performance is no indication of future results, but it's usually pretty entertaining in hindsight.

🎵 Song Information

Title: Boom and Bust

Artist: Greg Rank

Year Written: 2011

Album/Collection: One Life Stand

Genre: Carribean

Mood: upbeat

BPM: 126

Key: G

Duration: 3:02

Structure: verse-chorus-bridge-chorus

🎤 Recording Details

Studio: Home Studio B

Producer: Greg Rank

Engineer: Greg Rank

Recording Date: 2011-01-19

🎛️ Equipment

Recording Equipment:
Gibson J-45, CAD Mic, Korg N-5

📝 Studio Notes

Sync notes:- **Content Warnings**: Explicit lyrics, sensitive themes: NO - **Similar Artists/References**: Acoustic Ballad Folk/Pop - **Possible Sync Uses**: "All"- **Rights Status**: "100% owned, sync-ready"- **Contact Info**: grrf.035ra@passmail.net

🎨 Artwork

Boom and Bust Cover Art
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Check the URL: https://bigsong.com/story/lsc.png

Artist: Greg Rank

Color Palette: light

Story: Stock Market graph as music notes

Inspiration: Created the graphic in html. From there I used a screenshot

Photo Credits: Greg Rank

Last updated: 2025-08-09